Magic Dick Potion (I don't understand the logic of this).
OK, so I got to work a little early Friday morning and hit up the little bodega in our lobby for breakfast. I noticed something rather...interesting.
The standard fare is always present at places like this, pretty much anything with caffine and/or sugar is offered en masse. However, each one seems to have a few extras that don't really make sense. I can undersand the Scope, but not the "designer" bags. I can wrap my head around the rhinestone lighter with the Bob Marley picture on it, but not the bottle of "male enhancement" drinks.
Wait. What?
Yes, our little bodega stocks a shot drink for guys who feel like they're coming up a bit short. Here's a pic for proof:
OK, now let's examine this picture. I smudged the name just in case someone takes offense to the whole thing, but look at the lable. "Maximum Strength Male Enhancement" tells you what this drink is all about. Good news! It's the #1 product that can inflate your...ego and it's now available in a fast-acting liquid form rather than just a pill. However, before you go thinking that it's some kind of horrible medicine you need to drink to get your wang chunged, it also promises a "Big Cherry Flavor." At least I think that's meant as a good thing, it could also be a warning to women who wonder what would happen if they drank it.
And the other amazing thing is that the display is HALF EMPTY! Really?! Are there guys walking thru this place like "yeah, I'll get a coffee and a danish and....what's this? You know, what the hell, it's a Friday, give me some Male Enhancement. I'm hitting the clubs tonight and I'm sick of girls laughing." It just seems like an odd item to have in the "impulse buy" section of the store. I'm betting they really haven't sold a single one and just took a few out to make it look like they have and other dudes would be willing to buy it without shame.
Now here's the real test, does anyone out there use this stuff? Does it work?!?! This marketing ploy is so bad that it's halfway tempting just to prove wrong! If you're willing to fess up to it I might just put your story on-air! LOL
Hmmmmmm, it IS cherry flavored.....
That is all.