[05-17-09] Magic Dick Potion (I don't understand the logic of this).

When stopping by the local Philipino bodega, make sure to pick up a bigger dick. [More after the jump...]

[05-09-09] A Geek Manifesto.

After seeing some posts online lately dogging the Trekkies out there trying to see the new movie in uniform, I felt the need to remind everyone that there's no need to shit in a geek's shoe. [More after the jump...]

[02-22-08] The Mime War.

A funny thing happened to me one my way to work Saturday morning. Here's my sad little adventure in how I decided to stop letting morons get away with being rude the only way I could - by viciously pantomiming my hatred for an old man. [More after the jump...]

 

[02-22-08] Mentally Malfunctioning Matt

So Taco Bell after a long day apparently turns me into a pervert. Either that or I'm sypmathizing with a fictional killer's psychosis. [More after the jump...]