Don't shit your pants.
More than just a zen mantra to live your life by, it's now an awesome internet game. So now you can get in all the fun of being 2 years old, 90 years old, or having a nasty flu (don't judge me, I sneezed REALLY hard). Good luck! Clean underwear and dignity are your only rewards.
Watchmen Condom.
Yup, a condom designed to promo the Watchmen movie. Maybe Alan Moore is right in hating the media/movie/publicity machine that makes him hate translations of his own work. But whatever! Now you can have your junk put on uncomfortable display and blue for the whole world to see! Just like Dr. Manhattan!
Greatest. Craigslist. Ad. Ever.
Maybe you've seen this one already, but even so, it's entirely worth revisiting. Apparently this guy decides to post when this horrible economy can't provide a job even for his unique skillset. It's actually kind of a shame; had he been the West Virginia Frog Giggin' Champion, I totally could have hooked him up with a salary and bennies.
My cartoon debut!
Awhile back, I did a voice for an in-flight commercial that ran on Hawaiian Airlines. Check out the video and watch for the smooth stylings of the surfer shark. That's me! My inspiration? Keanu Reeves after gargling whiskey and getting punched in the throat. Its my frist attempt at voice acting outside radio skits, so I'm kinda stoked on this.
www.HangInThereJack.com
If you saw the Superbowl, you saw our beloved Jack get hit by a bus. This site gives you updates on his condition as well as allowing you to post your well-wishes. I left mine:
"Even tho the bun is neither meat nor cheese, I know why it was there. Because of you, Jack. You are our buns! Hold us together!" - Ultimat Matt-burger, HI